[*Sound of a car driving on a busy street*] [Taxi Driver:] Alright, sir, which side of the street would you like to be on. [Patron:] Yeah, that one. That side right there. [Taxi Driver:] Yeah, okay. The taxi driver is heard pulling over to let the man out. [Taxi Driver:] Okay, that will be four-ninety please. [Patron:] Yeah, yeah, here's five dollars. Keep the change. [Taxi Driver:] Oh, fuck you! The car door slams shut and the man is heard walking. [Box Office Worker:] May, I help you? [Patron:] Yeah, ah, can, can, I have one for Little Kim. Hardcore. [Box Office Worker:] That will be ten dollars. He hands her money and then walks through a door. [Box Office Worker:] Fuckin' weirdo. [*Lil' Kim's Big Momma Thang is playing in the background*] [Concession Stand Worker:] Yeah, may I help you? [Patron:] Yeah, ah, can I get a small order of popcorn, and ah, ah, a large order of butter and just like a lot of napkins please. [Concession Stand Worker:] Butter? Anyway, am, will that be all? [Patron:] Yeah, ah... [Concession Stand Worker:] That'll be six-ninety-five. The patron hands another bill over. [Concession Stand Worker:] Ah, man, why this shit so slimey? [Patron:] Huh! The patron is then heard walking from the concession stand into the screen room. Lil' Kim and a man are heard moaning and having sex. Porno music is heard in the background. The patron unzips his zipper. Five seconds later and a splashing noise is heard as the patron begins masturbating. [Patron:] Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Kim. Come on, Kim. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. The moans from the screen and the splash sound from the masturbating patron continue. [Patron:] Yeah. Come on. Kim. Kim. Yeah. Yeah. Work it, bitch!
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